Dear Mom,
I don't know who this joker is and why you keep sitting me on his lap year after year. I agree he is a nice gentleman, but really...what's all the hype about? I see no reindeer, no sleigh, no elves...we are just at the mall and this guy is wearing velvet. I mean a grown man in velvet mom...how do you ever expect me to take him seriously? Now if you can produce Thomas the Tank Engine or any of his friends...I will be impressed. Is this visit to the mall just an excuse for you to purchase new Uggs at Nordstrom's for your Canada trip? I swear woman...curb the spending. You heard what dad said about we are never allowed to any spend money...ever! Oh well, it's Christmas and I guess you deserve something too. Just get me some Thomas the Tank Engine toys and it will be our secret. And tell this Santa guy to consider a new fabric for his uniform...velvet just doesn't breath well. I should know you have tried to wrestle me into it before. I peed all over it to make sure it never came near me again. Actually...that was last year when you put me on the fat guy's lap...oh mom, really...will you ever learn?
Love, Walker
Tuesday, November 29, 2011
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Welcome to the Happy Holder blog! We are so excited about being new parents to our wonderful son Walker and documenting the joys and struggles of parenthood. We are going to try to keep our cool, keep it fun around here and try to maintain...let the games begin!




2 comments:
Sometimes I forget how hilarious you are! Walkybear looked ADORBS today! I love him
Cory you are silly! eh I meant Walker;) Love you guys!
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